Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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