you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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