Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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