So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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