Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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