at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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