like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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