doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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