Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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