My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He? As in you personified your dick?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Randomize
