Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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