Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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