i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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