i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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