ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Apparently you make a good broom.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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