She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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