I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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