Duck Duck Cougar?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I will pee on everything he values.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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