Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
