But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
His nipple licking is glorious
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