hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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