If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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