fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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