your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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