I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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