you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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