You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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