It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Randomize
