Moan for me like Helen Keller
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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