How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
3pm strippers are depressing
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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