Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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