is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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