I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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