I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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