i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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