Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
