i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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