I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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