i barfeds in our rink
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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