When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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