just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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