she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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