Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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