Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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