the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
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