So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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