well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I think weed is turning my hair brown
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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