Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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