Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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