I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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