I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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